7 Types Of Porn You Don't Want To Be Caught Watching

If your boss or spouse walks in and sees any of these filling the screen to sounds of ecstasy, there's pretty much no good explanation.

7) Inflatable or Vacuum

6) Vintage. Not like 19070's, 60's or even 50's... like 1920's vintage porn. All sped up lookin', without sound and lots of swirling boas.

5) Furry. You know, people dressed as cartoonish half-animals. You know. Right?

4) Where they bathe in noodles. Noodle-porn.

3) Doesn't look good when you're caught enjoying anything which features household products covering people's heads: saran wrap-face, paper-bag head, etc.

2) "That thing with the lemons."

1) Grannies with Trannies

Stick to nice normal porn, like bondage, schoolgirl costumes, and the occasional feather-tickling and you should be fine.